Storyline: Trying to get home, you see someone acting frantic and talking to themselves. Next thing you know their lips are on yours and the guards are passing. It seems that you just helped someone escape a bad night. In order to repay you for your niceties, the random person invites you back to their apartment.

Includes: Modern fantasy setting, hatred of nobility, guards, crime, kissing, drinking listener asks questions that the narrator is unhappy with.

~ Older audios like this don't have an inclusivity section, I'm sorry~

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